June 2011
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To whomever sleeps on the clouds, resides within pearly gates, or consistently makes sure I don’t get hit by vehicles when I don’t look both ways when crossing the street:
Send me your thoughts.
When it rains, it pours.
Just tell me she’ll be fine.
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It’s funny how the same time every other week, like clockwork, I’m itchin’ to go home.
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I changed my hair today. It’s darker, and I wanted it to be lighter, but it’s hair so I’m not too worried about it.
In the 7th grade, my friends and I took turns writing stories about each other. My friend Chelsea (my oldest friend) found one and gave it to me. In it, I reference three-way calling and how I couldn’t be on the phone and the Internet (AOL, of all things,...
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I made a mixed CD for my car. Nicki Minaj’s “Super Bass” comes on and I’m all,
Then Adele’s “Someone Like You” comes on immediately afterward, and flash to me driving my vehicle, like,
feel the illinoise: Giving away Nikon D3000 w/... →
wordsareinfectious:
YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BE FOLLOWING ME.
Two months old, very good condition.
WILL INCLUDE a Nikon strap, USB cord, Three lenses, Quick Charger, Body cap, Two rechargeable batteries, and charger.
Reblogs only please. The winner will be determined by a random number…
I’m greedy and I want the lenses.
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My friend Veronica does art with the homeless in the city once a week. She texted me today:
V: So this quiet young man was sitting making art next to me and barely speaks the whole time. He stands up and without a word hands me a gorgeous sketch of a butterfly by a lily. Then leaves. Me: Keep it!!! V: Snagged it Me: You are a butterfly. V: And you’re my lily.
No one probably gets how...
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hardenthefuckup-:
the phillie phanatic is overjoyed to meet a mini-phanatic!
this is adorable.
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Anonymous asked: i may be an ass but you're a goober!
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Even if I overcompensate, nobody will ever want me. Oh, love me, love me, love...
– Chuck Palahniuk, Invisible Monsters (via mirandaruoff)
This book is incredible.
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Want to scare the shit out of me?
Who the FUCK ever thought clowns were funny? Look at them! Terrifying!
I’m going to go have nightmares now.
Clear my head! Clear my head! Shake it off.
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It's so hard for me to trust.
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Does anyone want to dress up as the Dancing...
This is a serious question.
Yes, I realize Halloween is four months away.
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I found this while cleaning out files at work...
Thank you, Katherine Marshall, for documenting my life at its best.
whose-culture asked: I loved "Where Are You Going? Where Have You Been?" as in the short story, not the full collection. Can you recommend any of your favorite short stories of hers from the ones you've read?
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This article just makes me so uncontrollably... →
Thank you, Dan Rottenberg, for promoting the rape culture in our society.
And thank you, Dan Rottenberg, for this exceptional advice:
Don’t trust your male friends. Don’t go to a man’s home at night unless you’re prepared to have sex with him. Don’t disrobe in front of a male masseur. If you take a job as a masseuse, don’t be shocked if your male customers think you’re a prostitute. And...
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To the people who "forget" about Kanye West's...
I f-ing love that album.